nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

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thatfunnyblog:

Love hurts

mydogsnokes:

the best 5 seconds of any song ever

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That moment when you are sleepy and don’t want to sleep so you get retarded.

lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

(lol here!)

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theblackship:

rrrrosa:

blindbandit5:

Well not with that attitude.

or that outfit.

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Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway. This was funny only after the fact.

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sofapizza:

well no wonder she got pregnant.

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